How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.