How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating