Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.