What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.