What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.