Wet Nose Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Getting new shoes every week.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.

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We were thankful.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?

They both got a wet nose.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.