Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down