Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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With breast tissue.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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Urine it.

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

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McDonald's knows how to use salt

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.