Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!