Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.