Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles