Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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You will see one later and one in a while.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD