Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Avenger Jokes More Avenger Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP