Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.