How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record