How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter