Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!