Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.