What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.