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2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
A seasoned veteran.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
When you're buying salt.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
JOHN CENA
They crucified the carpenter.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Because Jesus saves.
Well, the cross was a big plus
Because people are dying to get in.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
