What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring