What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."