What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen