What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.