What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.