I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Cuz I wouldn't hit that.
because chicken.
Because it didn't.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.