Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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He was stuffed.

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Dos

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*