Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Do Jokes More Do Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.