Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.