Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.