Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.