What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair