What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.