What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag