What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.