What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.