What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"