Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.