What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.