Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own