Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon