Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Me: *names two of them*