Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Chewy Jokes More Chewy Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke