Solo Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

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I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil