Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Ferrell Jokes More Ferrell Jokes

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Boneless Chicken Jokes More Boneless Chicken Jokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams