Dark Ages Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

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