Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.