Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Glasnots.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars