What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!