Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

at the

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.