What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.