What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.