Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.