Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

Aaaa Jokes More Aaaa Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!