What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.