What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice...

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.