What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.