Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite