Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro sinko

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?