Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware