Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Large One Jokes More Large One Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!