How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.