Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline