Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.