Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal