Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.