Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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A punchline.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking