Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Pronunciation Jokes More Pronunciation Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

German Shepherd Jokes More German Shepherd Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation