What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Main Difference Jokes More Main Difference Jokes

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation