What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?