Amish Drive Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

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