Short People Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

5'2 Jokes More 5'2 Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.