Colonoscopy Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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I'm a little hoarse.

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Get a womb, you two."