Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.