Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

100 Mile Jokes More 100 Mile Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)