Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Arouse Jokes More Arouse Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea