Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

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Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Arouse Jokes More Arouse Jokes

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Jpeg Jokes More Jpeg Jokes

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.