Middle Eastern Man Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.