Middle Eastern Man Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.