What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.